THE ORIGINAL MAD LAWYER on the streets of Lagos!

THE ORIGINAL MAD LAWYER on the streets of Lagos!

Today i snapped

This wasn’t suppose to happen

Some clients just push that button

They drives you crazy, like so crazy

This one: he made me mad

Every single advice have given

None was implemented,

None even considered,

Now the chips are down

I the adviser whose advise was never adhered to,

Receives the whole blame.

In just one minute i snapped.

Its your fault i roared out at him

You would not listen to me

You always want things done your way

When things get bad,

You say i cant handle the situation,

Me Halima Musa-Bakwunye

Daughter of Col. B. O Musa

The woman that fears nobody

The child of ibienafe,

Wife of Peter C. Bakwunye

I am  the unshakeable lawyer

The original mad lawyer on the streets of Lagos

I am the no nonsense lawyer.

Anger flowing through my veins

I simply cut the line!

Today started good and well for me

After my  game of lawn tennis

I feel super, ready to go,

Then client spoils it for me

Today is TGIF

Today is happy day

Not sad day

Not easy dealing with people

Not easy at all!

I drive out to place some newspaper advert

Halima cool down , Halima Cool down

Ok i cool down, but my head is still spinning,

Take panadol, but i have no panadol

Ok listen to music

But the sound is making my head go bam! bam!

Ok rest your head

I rest my head before my staff returns

Without the parcel from the courier/Chisco

What! i snap again!

God please help your child

This roll over anger is becoming crazy!

My lap top just fell off!

 I send her off again.

I am a gentle soul

But once i am angry its sickening

I become a mad woman,

Am cooling off

I have just drafted one agreement

Written two letters

Also writing this note

Writing helps me to heal

I pray not to repeat this again!

I pray, i pray, i pray.